I was tempted to go after the “he doesn’t have eyes” joke (in fact, that was the first punchline), but thought the eye patch was a better option.
On another note, as you read this (most likely) I’m out of the country. You know what that means? I actually uploaded the comic sometime other than the night before it was scheduled to go up. Quite astounding, let me tell you. I’ll let you in on another secret; Thursday’s comic is already up, if you’re impatient and clever you can see it now.



